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Greetings!
This month's featured excerpt comes from a
quirky original screenplay.
Now That's Writing: "Being
John Malkovich" by Charlie Kaufman
"Being John Malkovich" is one of my two
favorite movies (the other being another
comedy, "Help!"). This
passage typifies the humor and inventiveness
Kaufman brings to his work. Here married
Craig, played in the movie by John Cusack,
tries to hit on
co-worker Maxine, played drily by Catherine
Keener:
CRAIG
How about this, if I can guess your
first name within three tries, you
have to come out for a drink with me
tonight.
MAXINE
Why not?
CRAIG
Great.
(watches her face as he
guesses)
Buuuhhppaahhhhnnn. . . . .
Muhhhahhhhh. . . . . ahhhnnnaaa. .
nollltuuukkkaaaaralllll. . .
tashabararassssssuuuuusaaaaaaa. . .
nnnnnnaaaaaannnnnnnnncccccceeeeeee
Mwaaaaaa. . . . .Mahhhhhkkkkk. . .
sssseeeeeen. Maxine?
MAXINE
Who told you?
CRAIG
I'm right?
MAXINE
Who told you?
Kaufman
creates humor on multiple levels. He turns on
its head the familiar experience of a man�s
attempt to pick up a woman. Rather than
simply asking for the name, Craig tries out
sounds and fine
tunes them as Maxine reacts. Not only is his
botched attempt (and his refusal
to guess wrong) hilarious, but so are the
silly sounds he makes.
However, Craig isn�t the only funny one. Maxine
extends the joke with her �Who told you?� by
acting as though Craig got her name right on
the first try. The scene is funny because
it�s a little absurd, exaggerates a familiar
situation, pokes fun at the participants,
and draws both people into the shared fantasy
that Craig guessed right the first time.
Now that's writing!
--Paula B.
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| Technique: Writing Historical Fiction |
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It�s no secret that the key to compelling
historical novels and screenplays is
character. While world events can be
fascinating in themselves, they alone don't
make the best stories. Look at any great
historical fiction and you'll find deep
character development, suspense, and personal
conflict.
Whether it's Shakespeare's history plays,
I,
Claudius, Gone with the Wind,
or Clan of the Cave Bear, story is
critical. World events form the backdrop and
often precipitate the crises that drive an
individual's story forward, so it's important
to understand and portray them dramatically.
But it's the way individuals react to those
events, struggle with internal conflicts,
grow, and relate to other characters that
makes the
difference.
Personalizing your story will heighten the
stakes for your reader or viewer. By focusing
on a handful of major characters, your
readers and viewers will be able to see
themselves in the story and feel invested in
it.
Here are some other suggestions for writing
sparkling historical fiction:
- Infuse your story with the details of
daily life, but utilize them judiciously. As
novelist
Elizabeth Crook advises, "the major trick
of writing good historical fiction is not in
compiling research or knowing the details,
but in knowing the details to leave out."
- Make sure your readers and viewers have
enough information. Author
Paula L. Fleming reminds us that �The
less familiar your readers are with your
setting, the more 'explaining' you'll have to
work into your story.�
- Understand your world�its customs,
limits, and controversies�so you can create
plausible problems for your characters to
confront as well as realistic behaviors and
attitudes.
- The question of how faithfully to keep to
"facts" remains an open one. Of course, all
the writing of history depends on who�s
telling it. Nevertheless,
some authors believe that you must be as
accurate as you can, given that limitation.
Others claim that you can take some
license for the sake of the story.
When I was doing research for screenwriters
some years ago, I was forever frustrated
because I�d go to a lot of effort to dig up
facts that my clients would ignore. One
example that sticks in my mind is a question
about tranquilizer guns used on
animals. Okay, not a history question, but it
still illustrates the point. I discovered
that the darts take five minutes to work.
The story required that the drug take effect
instantly,
so my client ignored my findings and made his
animal keel over immediately.
I came up against this issue myself when
writing the
script for my Christmas podcast, �Merry
Christmas with Charles Dickens.� Is it
okay to put words in historical characters�
mouths? Shakespeare did it, and did it
beautifully. If a writer doesn�t invent
dialog, it becomes
impossible to portray historical characters,
especially in private moments, unless their
exact words are available. Think of all the
books and movies that couldn�t be written if
we adhered strictly to fact. In the end, I
used many of Dickens� exact words, but in
some cases, I had to make them up, either
because I couldn�t find what I wanted or his
words were so unintelligible to modern
audiences that it didn�t make sense to quote
him.
What do you think? Write and let me know.
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| How to Write a Press Release, Part 2 |
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Last month we explored how to write your
release using advice from Paul J. Krupin,
Trashproof News Releases: The Surefire
Way to Get Publicity by Paul J. Krupin
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This time we address when to send your release.
The best days of the week are Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Thursdays. Avoid media
outlets' busiest day, Monday, as well as
Fridays and weekends, when staffs thin out.
The absolute
best time to send your release is late Monday
for Tuesday delivery.
For radio, weekends may be good because
interviewees are in short supply then.
As far as lead time goes, magazines suffer the
longest. Allow three to four
months. Five to six is better. (I know this
is true from my experience as a columnist.
There�s usually a four- to five-month gap
between the time I write an article and the
time I see it in print. Sometimes I get
bumped, and I have to wait even longer. That
makes for less than timely news.)
For daily and weekly newspapers, allow at
least three weeks. If you send a release
only a week ahead, you may or may not even
make it into the publication's calendar,
which is more
fluid than other features.
For radio, allow one to two weeks; for TV,
two to three--even longer in both cases if you�re
planning a major media
event. Be ready to hit the
ground running because
producers don�t give much notice. Sometimes
they want you the same day they call!
Next time we�ll talk about where to send your
release.
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| Fun Facts: Largest Nonfiction Book Advance |
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Guess who received the highest nonfiction
book advance in history. Bill Clinton for his
autobiography, My Life? Retired
General Electric CEO Jack Welch? Former
Federal Reserve Chairman Alan
Greenspan?
Nope. It�s the world�s most entrepreneurial
woman, Oprah Winfrey. (Did you think I was
going to say Martha Stewart?) The big O
signed a mega-deal with Simon & Schuster for
a book about weight control. The amount of
the advance, while not disclosed, is said to
be the biggest ever for a nonfiction work.
The former president reportedly received more
than $10 million for his prose. Former
Federal Reserve chairman Greenspan garnered
$8.5 million. Biz celeb Welch raked in $7
million.
Winfrey�s new book will be co-written with
her personal trainer, Bob Greene. Mr. Greene
is already a published author. Wonder what
his share works out to.
I suppose I don't need to point out that none
of these titans of the book world is actually
a writer.
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| Writer�s Challenge: Loglines |
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Here's a quick project you can do on your
lunch hour.
Write a logline (one-sentence teaser) for
your script or book.
AgentQuery.com features some great hints and
examples. This exercise will provide good
practice for our next contest, coming up
soon: we�ll be asking for a logline to go
with your submission.
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| When Good Advice Goes Bad |
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By Writing Show Guest Host Mick
Halpin
Most writing newsletters are packed with
lists of surefire tips that promise to make
you the next award-winning, bestselling
sensation. We�re different. Here are the
five worst bits of writing advice, ever:
- Believe in your talent, no matter
what.
Women throwing balled-up sheets of paper at
me is not the literary equivalent of
showering a rock star with underwear. I
have gradually learned that I�m not Ernest
Hemingway. That�s helped me become a better
writer.
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Write every story as if it is your last.
By squeezing all my wonderful new ideas,
colorful characters, desperate situations,
brilliant lines, and unexpected twists into a
story, I have produced many an
incomprehensible mess. Live life to the
fullest, but write with discipline.
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Put your heart into every word.
Follow this advice and each rejection slip
becomes a break-up with the love of your
life. Experience has taught me not to pin
every last hope on the story I�ve just
finished. The magic�s not in what�s already
been sent out. It�s in what will happen
today.
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Put truth in it.
Careful observation reveals that many real
people are boring and say �um� a hell of a
lot. Reality does not always come to a
point, or form a good, illustrative, emotive
moment when it does. So, chop experience
into eyeball-friendly format. Edit
transcripts into sharp dialogue.
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Keep your writing on the market until it is
sold.
Writers who pester editors with every last
bit of juvenilia should be badly beaten with
cans of spam.
For the sake of balance, here are the five
best bits.
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Believe in your talent, no matter what.
Never let setbacks convince you that you have
nothing to say. Decide what you�re trying to
say, then find a way to say it better. Never
give up.
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Write every story as if it is your last.
Do you really want your life to end without
writing the X, Y, or Z that you�ve always
intended? Get it out there. Take chances.
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Put your heart into every word.
If you don�t care for your characters, who
will?
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Put truth in it.
Tell little lies to reveal a greater truth.
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Keep your writing on the market until it is
sold.
Don�t hide your writing notebooks under the
bed like they�re old socks. Let others
decide if your work stinks.
All of the above can, of course, be boiled
down to one easy-to-remember aphorism:
Make up your own rules.
And make them work.
Unruly reviewer Mick Halpin�s home on the
Internet is
CriticalMick.com.
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| Writing Show News |
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Our next contest is on the way! Stay tuned
for details.
Upcoming shows:
February 19, 2007. "The Care and Feeding of
Writing Groups," with Sean Dent.
Planned but not yet produced:
- "Surviving James Dean," with Bill
Bast
- "Writing Short Stories," with Nancy
O. Greene
- "My iUniverse Experience," with Lyda
Phillips
- "BookFinder.com," with Anirvan
Chatterjee
- "Post-NaNoWriMo 2006," with the Starting
Write Now guys from Writers' Roundtable
#2.
We'll also be hearing from screenwriting
coach and creativity expert, Linda Seger, and
we'll be checking in with our
reality show subjects, Jean Tennant and Mark
Leslie.
Have a question or topic you'd like covered on
the show or in the newsletter? Want to write
for us or be a guest host? See mistakes in my
writing?
Let me
know.
--Paula B.
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| Trivia Question: Most Verbose Language |
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Last month we challenged you to identify the
bestselling author of all time. According to
the Guinness Book of World Records,
the crown belongs to mystery writer Agatha
Christie, with
about 2 billion books sold.
This month's question:
Which language features the greatest
number
of words?
Answer next month.
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